Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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