This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I want a musical about memes.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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