i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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