How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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