like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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