Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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