And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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