oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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