some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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