i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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