I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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