i just had sex bonerless
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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