Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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