"it" just moved
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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