you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
A+ Viking dick
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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