What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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