seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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