3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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