It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
