I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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