Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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