Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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