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(913): View more from Kansas

your address is 607B right?

(785): View more from Kansas

yeah why?

(913): View more from Kansas

i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day

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(816): View more from Missouri

critical mistake not lubing the nipples

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(407): View more from Florida

i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point

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(207): View more from Maine

Damn you and your Monday night power hours.

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(410): View more from Maryland

You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.

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