there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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