love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
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