Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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