Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
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dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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