Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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