you win again, gameday.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
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