This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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