Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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