I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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