Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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