if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
You ruined the universe
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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