we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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