Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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