And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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