He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
i think my cat just said my name.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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