Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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