is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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