There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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