thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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