What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
ugly people sure do ruin things
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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