i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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