Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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