a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
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