I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Randomize