Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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