yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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