Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
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