she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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