i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
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