this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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