Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
